Kim Kardashian is perhaps even more annoying than Paris Hilton for the mere fact that Kardashian had to borrow the lame playbook Hilton wrote on how to be famous without having any actual talent instead of contriving her own self serving ideas. So, Kardashian made a sex tape and sold it through a “third party” then turned around and sued the very buyers that gave her money in the first place.
Her shameless lust / self entitlement for money is nothing new, after all, before she was letting Brandy’s brother Ray J pee all over her, she was a “stylist” for that family. Brandy’s mom entrusted Kim with a credit card to use for specified and approved purchases only. Kim, along with her sisters, decided to use the card as their own personal shopping account instead.
But Kim’s class and social upper echelon sensibilities don’t stop at petty thievery. Kim's father was on the “dream team” that helped O.J. get away with murder. Still, not one to miss a photo opportunity, Kim saw fit to show up at a Nichole Brown Simpson charity because she’s a socialite with class.
In a bogus attempt to feign philanthropy, Kim partook in the Twitter Dead Celebrity fund raiser that had celebs vow to stay off their twittering until a million dollars was raised for children with AIDS.
But beings that Kim is paid up to 10 grand by advertisers to send out tweets from her account, she, along with a few other insincere stars, asked a billionaire to donate the money that was needed to meet the requirements of the charity so she could get back to making money via Twitter.
With Kim’s dealings in money, specifically how it trumps everything else, it’s no surprise that she thought she would be the ideal spokesperson to teenagers on how to budget their finances. I guess the public school system already has a course that teaches kids how to be urinated on while the camera is rolling.
So this year, Kim came out with the Kardashian credit card. Can you guess what this card does that others don’t do? Well if you thought it was anything other than help put money into Kim’s bank account then friend, you’re probably the only person that disagreed with me in the third paragraph of this article about O.J. being guilty.
And if that’s the case, you’re stupid enough to sign up for one of these cards and argue with me that Kim Kardashian isn’t one of the top 5 most annoying public figures of 2010.
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